Once upon a time a Perfect Man and a Perfect Woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. And their life together was also perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas eve these perfect couple were driving their perfect car along the winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being a perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood a Santa with a bundle of toys.Not wanting to disppoint any children on the eve of Christmas they loaded Santa & his toys into the vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately the driving condition deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa met with an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Ya, you guessed it right, it was the Perfect Woman. Because she is the only one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows that there is no Santa Clause and there is no such thing as a Perfect Man!

Women, please STOP reading HERE.

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So, if there is no Perfect Man and Santa Claus, the Woman must have been driving!!!

This explains why there was an accident.

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And by the way if you are a Woman and still reading, this illiustrates another point!!!

WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!